Something Fishy

Lately, something has come to my attention known as Fish-Flops.

They are extremely obnoxious and need to be recalled.

These shoes are a menace to normal people everywhere.

First, they stink. I happen to like taking a breath and not gagging because of the disgusting fish/footsmell combination.

Second, do you hate that sqeak that shoes make everytime you step? Well, this is worse. It squeaks as well as squashes and they leave a trail of goop and ooze. Everyone can tell when someone wearing Fish-Flops have walked by.

Third, I can understand how they are theraputic for feet and work on helping posture and back pain but they also carry diseases and quite frankly are very dirty.

Last but not least Fish-Flops are a crime to fashion. Where did this idea come from? Who could ever think these shoes are attractive.

It's time to keep our fish in our ponds and not on our feet. Really we owe it to society. It would be better to go barefoot.